Wear it loud. Wear it proud. This T-shirt isn’t for the faint of heart—it's for the elite, the daring, the undisputed champion of chaos. Made from 100% cotton and packed with enough attitude to clear a room, this unisex tee is the ultimate conversation starter (or ender).
Sizes Small to 5XL
100% cotton – soft enough for winners, wild enough for sinners
Unisex fit – whether you throw punches with class or crass
Great for bachelor parties, questionable cookouts, and brave bar nights
Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and mild discomfort in strangers
National Fart Box Tongue Punching Champion – You didn’t choose the title. The title chose you.
