VAGITARIAN, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

VAGITARIAN T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

Proud of your diet? This one’s all natural. The Vagitarian T-shirt is bold, funny, and absolutely not safe for polite company. Made from 100% soft cotton, it’s perfect for those who like their humor spicy and their punchlines… well, below the belt.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and unapologetically raw

• Unisex fit – perfect for players, pranksters, and proudly devoted diners

• Great for bachelor parties, bar nights, or just stirring up a conversation

• Warning: May cause blushing, laughter, and maybe a phone number

Vagitarian – It’s not just a lifestyle. It’s a commitment.