TWO PUMP CHUMP, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

TWO PUMP CHUMP T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

Fast? Maybe. Efficient? Absolutely. The Two Pump Chump T-shirt is for those who know it's not about the length of the ride, but the speed of the delivery. Made from 100% soft cotton, this tee brings humor, humility, and just enough swagger to keep ‘em laughing.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and done before you finish reading this

• Unisex fit – great for jokesters, party starters, and guys who finish early (and laugh about it)

• Ideal for bachelor parties, bar nights, or awkward date recoveries

• Warning: May cause giggles, blushing, and someone saying “same.”

Two Pump Chump – Quick, dirty, and proudly underqualified.