Toxic positivity? Never heard of it. The Stay Negative T-shirt is your go-to uniform for surviving awkward small talk, terrible Mondays, and overly cheerful people. Made from 100% soft cotton, this unisex tee delivers maximum comfort with a perfectly pessimistic punchline.
Sizes Small to 5XL
100% cotton – soft, breathable, and emotionally unavailable
Unisex fit – perfect for introverts, realists, and professional eye rollers
Great for coffee runs, avoiding people, or silently judging everything
Warning: May cause smirks, nods of agreement, or passive-aggressive compliments
Stay Negative – Lower your expectations, raise your comfort.
