SAME ASSHOLE DIFFERENT DAY, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

SAME ASSHOLE, DIFFERENT DAY T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

Honest. Blunt. Zero filter. The Same Asshole, Different Day T-shirt is your daily reminder that consistency is a personality trait. Made from 100% soft cotton, this tee is perfect for those who wake up every morning and choose to stay unbothered, unfiltered, and unapologetically themselves.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and no-nonsense

• Unisex fit – great for sarcastic souls, grumpy legends, and professional eye-rollers

• Ideal for Mondays, work meetings, or anytime you feel especially consistent

• Warning: May cause nods of respect, side-eyes, and someone muttering “mood”

Same Asshole. Different Day. Still undefeated.