PROFESSIONAL COCK SUCKER, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

PROFESSIONAL COCK SUCKER T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

For those who love poultry... passionately. The Professional Cock Sucker T-shirt brings barnyard humor to a whole new level. Made from 100% cotton, this unisex tee is bold, funny, and just inappropriate enough to ruffle some feathers—and crack up everyone else.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and ready to stir the coop

• Unisex fit – perfect for farmhands, pranksters, and fearless pun-lovers

• Ideal for parties, roasts, and making Grandma very uncomfortable

• Warning: May cause laughs, clucks, and concerned side-eyes

Professional Cock Sucker – Proud supporter of poultry since forever.