NATIONAL BEAVER EATING CHAMPION T-Shirt – Unisex – 100% Cotton – Sizes Small to 5X
Put your bib on and take a bow—you’ve earned the title. Whether you're talking about wildlife conservation or just being wild, this shirt is packed with innuendo, pride, and just enough plausible deniability.
Perfect for camping trips, bachelor parties, or awkward family picnics where Grandma doesn’t read your shirt closely.
🦫 100% soft cotton 🏆 Sizes Small to 5X 🌲 Great for outdoor enthusiasts… or indoor champions
Warning: May cause blushing, double-takes, and unsolicited high-fives from dudes named Randy.
