MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER T-Shirt – Unisex – 100% Cotton – Sizes Small to 5X
Dripping with innuendo and ready to shuck expectations, this shirt brings the brine and the bold. Whether you're talking weather, vibes, or something you probably shouldn't say out loud—this tee keeps it wet and wild.
Perfect for beach parties, seafood boils, and anyone who lives life with zero filter and a side of lemon.
🦪 100% soft, breathable cotton 🌊 Sizes Small to 5X 😏 Slippery when worn
Warning: May cause raised eyebrows, shellfish cravings, and flirty side glances.
