I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT HAS RABIES, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

I’M NOT SURE WHAT MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS BUT I’M PRETTY SURE IT HAS RABIES T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

Some people have wolves. Others have eagles. You? You’ve got something foaming at the mouth and screaming at squirrels. This unisex 100% cotton T-shirt is made for the beautifully unhinged, the proudly unpredictable, and anyone who's one bad day away from biting someone.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and just barely under control

• Unisex fit – for the chaotic good, the feral fun, and the delightfully weird

• Perfect for introverts with rage issues, extroverts with caffeine addictions, or anyone who relates a little too hard

• May attract fellow rabid spirits or scare off the normal ones (win-win)

Because spirit animals are overrated—yours just needs a muzzle.