I'M NOT OLD, I'M CLASSIC T-Shirt – Unisex – 100% Cotton – Sizes Small to 5X
Just like a cherry-red ’69 muscle car, you’re not outdated—you’re classic. Built with character, tuned with experience, and still running smooth, this shirt says what the mileage on your soul already knows: age only adds value.
Perfect for gearheads, vintage lovers, and anyone whose idea of “old” includes chrome bumpers and bench seats.
🚗 100% soft cotton 🏁 Sizes Small to 5X 🛠️ Still in mint condition, baby
Warning: May attract compliments from car enthusiasts and silver foxes alike.
