I'M NOT A TAXIDERMIST BUT I'LL GLADLY STUFF YOUR BEAVER, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

I’M NOT A TAXIDERMIST BUT I’LL GLADLY STUFF YOUR BEAVER T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

Professionally unqualified. Comedically overqualified. This T-shirt delivers taxidermy-level wordplay with absolutely zero subtlety. Made from 100% soft cotton, it’s perfect for pun lovers, class clowns, and anyone who isn’t afraid to go full beaver joke in public.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and built for bold humor

• Unisex fit – perfect for parties, cabin trips, or offending someone at Bass Pro Shops

• Great for gag gifts, bachelor weekends, or your next inappropriate Tinder pic

• Warning: May cause spit takes, awkward silences, and high-fives from strangers

Not a taxidermist… but I know where to start.