I STILL OWE MONEY TO COLUMBIA HOUSE, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

I STILL OWE MONEY TO COLUMBIA HOUSE T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

12 CDs for a penny? Seemed like a great idea at the time. The I Still Owe Money to Columbia House T-shirt is a throwback to the golden age of mail-order music, questionable financial decisions, and the original “subscription trap.” Made from 100% cotton, this tee is perfect for anyone who remembers liner notes, burned mixes, and the slow death of dial-up.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and stuck in the '90s (just like your debt)

• Unisex fit – perfect for Gen Xers, elder millennials, and music junkies

• Great for retro parties, record stores, or making your kids ask, “What’s a CD?”

• Warning: May cause flashbacks, laughter, and a sudden urge to find your Discman

Still running from Columbia House... but looking good doing it.