I RENTED THIS HOOKER T-Shirt Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL
Subtlety not included. The "I Rented This Hooker" T-shirt is for the brave, the shameless, and the hilariously inappropriate. Whether you're talking fishing gear, tow trucks, or leaving it to the imagination, this 100% cotton unisex tee brings the punchline front and center.
Sizes Small to 5XL
100% cotton – soft, breathable, and borderline illegal in five states
Unisex fit – perfect for pranksters, bachelor party legends, and professional line-crossers
Great for parties, Vegas trips, or making your in-laws extremely uncomfortable
Warning: May cause awkward silences, slow claps, or uncontrollable laughter
