I DIDN'T POOP MY PANTS TODAY, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

I DIDN’T POOP MY PANTS TODAY T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

Celebrate the little wins—like making it through the day with your dignity mostly intact. The I Didn’t Poop My Pants Today tee is a gold medal in adulting, a badge of questionable honor, and a guaranteed conversation starter. Made from 100% soft cotton, it’s the perfect shirt for champions of bowel control and bottom-shelf humor.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and accident-free (so far)

• Unisex fit – perfect for toddlers-at-heart, pranksters, and proud survivors of taco night

• Great for casual Fridays, gag gifts, or parenting with flair

• Warning: May cause laughter, concern, and high-fives from weird strangers

Because not pooping your pants is worth bragging about.