Smooth. Bold. And impossible to say with a straight face. The Hugh Janus Liquors T-shirt is serving up top-shelf humor with a splash of innuendo. Crafted from 100% soft cotton, this unisex tee is perfect for liquor lovers, pun enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys making strangers laugh after a double take.
Sizes Small to 5XL
100% cotton – soft, breathable, and aged to comedic perfection
Unisex fit – great for bartenders, pranksters, and bold personalities
Ideal for parties, liquor runs, and causing confusion at the checkout
Guaranteed to get laughs, stares, and “Wait… say that again?”
