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CERTIFIED MUFF DIVER Hoodie
Unisex • Cotton-Blend Fleece • Sizes S–5XL

Warm, cozy, and deep… into dangerous waters of humor. The Certified Muff Diver hoodie is for those who wear their credentials proudly—and aren’t afraid of going below the surface. Made from soft, durable cotton-blend fleece, this unisex hoodie delivers laughs, stares, and undeniable dive-bar energy.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• Cotton-blend fleece – warm, breathable, and rated for full submersion

• Unisex fit – perfect for dive enthusiasts, pun lovers, and professional troublemakers

• Great for bar nights, bachelor parties, or inappropriate holiday gifts

• Warning: May cause giggling, blushing, or spontaneous high-fives

Certified Muff Diver – Fully trained. Always eager. Never afraid of the deep end.