Welcome to the wildest watering hole this side of inappropriate—The Dirty Clit Saloon. This shirt isn’t for the shy or the easily offended. Made from 100% cotton and packed with enough attitude to get you banned from Sunday brunch, this unisex tee is for those who ride hard, laugh louder, and don't mind a few raised eyebrows.
Sizes Small to 5XL
100% cotton – soft, breathable, and definitely not subtle
Unisex fit – made for outlaws, bartenders, and professional bad decisions
Perfect for biker rallies, dive bar nights, and awkward family BBQs
Guaranteed to cause snickers, stares, and at least one double take
The Dirty Clit Saloon – Saddle up, drink strong, and ride inappropriate.
