WE DON'T LICK PEOPLE, LIES ADULTS TELL CHILDREN, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

WE DON'T LICK PEOPLE – Lies Adults Tell Children T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

Sure, adults say “we don’t lick people”… but anyone who's been around toddlers (or tequila) knows that’s a bold-faced lie. This hilarious T-shirt calls out the biggest fibs grown-ups tell to keep the chaos in check. Soft, breathable, and dangerously relatable, it’s perfect for parents, teachers, or anyone who's ever bribed a kid with a cookie and a straight face.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – softer than your kid’s lies about brushing their teeth

• Unisex fit – works for moms, dads, and the occasional feral aunt or uncle

• Perfect for school drop-offs, PTA meetings, or therapy sessions

• Guaranteed to get laughs (and a few side-eyes from other parents)

Because sometimes the biggest joke... is pretending we have control.