DON’T BE AN ASSQUATCH T-Shirt Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL
Half man. Half mystery. Full-on jerk. The Don’t Be an Assquatch T-shirt is a hilarious warning to those lurking in the woods—or the office—acting like mythical-level nuisances. Made from 100% soft cotton, this unisex tee brings the sass and the squatch in equal measure.
Sizes Small to 5XL
100% cotton – soft, breathable, and built for legendary sarcasm
Unisex fit – perfect for campers, cryptid lovers, and people tired of dealing with, well… assquatches
Ideal for road trips, team meetings, or chasing Bigfoot-level bad behavior
Guaranteed to get laughs, double takes, and “Where’d you get that?”
Don’t Be an Assquatch – Stay legendary, not obnoxious.
