CERTIFIED MUFF DIVER- EXPLORE THE BEARDED CLAM, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

CERTIFIED MUFF DIVER – EXPLORE THE BEARDED CLAM T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

Fully trained. Highly motivated. Dangerously curious. The Certified Muff Diver – Explore the Bearded Clam T-shirt is not for the faint of heart—or those with a weak sense of humor. Made from 100% soft cotton, this unisex tee is perfect for deep dives into questionable conversations and unforgettable laughs.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and moisture-wicking (when necessary)

• Unisex fit – great for seasoned explorers, pun professionals, and bold personalities

• Ideal for beach bars, bachelor parties, or getting kicked out of seafood restaurants

• Warning: May cause laughter, double takes, and someone yelling “Where’d you get that!?”

Certified Muff Diver – Explore boldly. Especially the bearded clam.