CAN WE JUST ASSUME I SAID EVERYTHING CORRECTLY AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE SEX, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

CAN WE JUST ASSUME I SAID EVERYTHING CORRECTLY AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE SEX T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

Why waste time with small talk when you're clearly wearing the main idea? This unapologetically bold T-shirt is made for those who shoot their shot—no filter, no fluff, just pure, chaotic charm. Crafted from 100% soft cotton, it's equal parts funny, blunt, and wildly effective (or awkward).

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and brutally honest

• Unisex fit – for smooth talkers, straight shooters, and hopeful romantics with zero patience

• Ideal for parties, bachelor/bachelorette weekends, or seeing how fast someone can blush

• Warning: May lead to laughs, rejections, or… exactly what you were hoping for

Because sometimes, confidence is the foreplay.