CAN I COUNT THE WRINKLES ON YOUR BALOON KNOT, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

CAN I COUNT THE WRINKLES ON YOUR BALLOON KNOT? T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

Subtle? Not even close. This tee brings that off-the-wall, late-night comedy vibe that leaves people laughing—or questioning everything. Made from 100% soft cotton, it's perfect for those who enjoy life just a little too close to the edge of decency.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and wildly inappropriate in the best way

• Unisex fit – great for pranksters, shock comedians, and masters of the awkward pause

• Ideal for parties, roasts, or confusing your boss on casual Friday

• Warning: May cause blushing, laughter, and someone whispering, "Did that shirt just say what I think it said?"

A shirt for the bold. Not for the brunch crowd.