BUSIER THAN A CUCUMBER IN A WOMEN’S PRISON T-Shirt – Unisex – 100% Cotton – Sizes Small to 5X
Let’s be real—some metaphors don’t need explaining. This shirt is for the bold, the inappropriate, and the proudly unfiltered. Whether you’re hustling hard or just stirring the pot, this tee guarantees attention… and probably a few gasps.
Perfect for BBQs, bachelor parties, or any time you feel like crossing a line with confidence.
🥒 100% soft cotton comfort ⛓️ Sizes Small to 5X 😏 Not for the faint of heart—or the HR department
Warning: May cause laughter, side-eyes, and at least one person saying, “You did NOT wear that…”
