DON'T CALL ME A CRACKER, I PREFER SALTINE AMERICAN, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

DON’T CALL ME A CRACKER, I PREFER SALTINE AMERICAN T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

Crispy, salty, and proudly self-aware—this T-shirt serves up laughs with a side of sass. Made from 100% soft cotton, the Saltine American tee is perfect for anyone who appreciates clever wordplay, bold humor, and a sprinkle of spice. Whether you're stirring the pot or just snacking on the truth, this shirt delivers.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – smooth, salty, and unapologetically dry

• Unisex fit – made for smart alecks, pun lovers, and anyone with thick skin

• Great for cookouts, comedy nights, or stirring up harmless controversy

• May cause eye rolls, applause, or both

Don’t Call Me a Cracker – I identify as a Saltine American.