ALSO AVAILABLE FOR CURBSIDE PICKUP, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

ALSO AVAILABLE FOR CURBSIDE PICKUP T-Shirt
Unisex • 100% Cotton • Sizes S–5XL

Flirty, funny, and socially distant—but not for long. The Also Available for Curbside Pickup T-shirt delivers humor with just enough charm to make passersby wonder if you’re talking about dinner… or something else entirely. Made from 100% soft cotton, it’s the perfect blend of attitude and availability.

• Sizes Small to 5XL

• 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and sass-ready

• Unisex fit – great for dating apps, grocery runs, or confusing your neighbors

• Ideal for extroverted introverts, professional flirts, or anyone who loves a double meaning

• Warning: May cause honking, winks, and someone yelling, “How much?!”

Also Available for Curbside Pickup – Just park, honk, and pray.