Salty, bold, and unforgettable—just like the name. The Schwetty Nuts T-shirt is made for those who appreciate a classic double entendre and aren't afraid to wear it on their chest. Crafted from 100% soft cotton, this unisex tee delivers maximum comfort and minimum subtlety.
Sizes Small to 5XL
100% cotton – breathable enough for hot days and hot takes
Unisex fit – perfect for nut lovers, mischief-makers, and SNL fans
Ideal for BBQs, bachelor parties, and starting conversations you probably shouldn’t
Reactions range from giggles to gasps—and we wouldn’t have it any other way
Schwetty Nuts – The name says it all. Handle with care.
